Originally performed at Stranger Stories at Acoustic Java in Providence, RI on Thursday, January 29th. Shortly after leaving college, I decided it was time to become famous. I went about it the way everybody did between the year 2000 and 2010-- I started a blog where I did the same thing a bunch of times then waited for Oprah to call. My blog was called “100 Boys, 100 Dates” or “100 Dates, 100 Boys.” I don’t remember exactly how it was worded, but it involved me spending a year going on a bunch of dates with various men and then writing about it. It was sort of like Sex and the City if Sex and the City was written by a skinny gay man who cringes at the thought of romance, true love, or connecting with another human being. As you can imagine, the blog was a rousing success. Dozens upon two dozen people read it religiously, and for a year, everyone who dated me either begged me not to put them in the blog or begged me to put them in the blog, and i
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