-- Forget random facts. Let's have a little fun. --
1) I've eaten a live pig before it was dead.
2) I've seen every episode of "The Love Boat: The Next Generation."
3) My favorite word is "hoopla."
4) Jesus is my homeboy.
5) I starred in my own one-man show called "Spectaculation."
6) To make extra money, I recycle Dr. Pepper cans.
7) I've always suspected that Prairie Dawn from Sesame Street was actually a streetwalker.
8) My nickname in school was Whammy Wynette.
9) Out of my entire family, I'm the most screwed up...Hahahahahahahaha...Sorry, that one was hard to even look at onscreen.
10) Nickels freak me out.
11) Popeye was my first childhood crush. (Wait, that one might actually be true.)
12) I was once in a band called "Oliver's Twist."
13) There's a movie based on my life starring Cathy Rigby and Rory Culkin.
14) I like green olives.
15) You know who I miss? Amy Grant.
16) I've lived on nothing but Big Macs and Easy Mac for weeks.
17) I once made out with a nina during a kabuki play.
18) Excessive gambling is my passion.
19) Oh, I've also made out in a giant pumpkin during harvest season.
20) I think South Dakota is better than North Dakota.
21) As far as jobs go, I desperately want to go back to the world of retail--especially if nametags and catchy slogans are involved.
22) The Fanny the Flame "don't play with matches" video didn't scare me to the point of tears when I was a child.
23) I don't find Morgan Fairchild inherently funny.
24) People who avoid drama are my kind of people.
25) I have nothing more to say.
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