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Morning Radio

Ever since my IPOD broke, I've been forced to listen to radio in the morning on the way to work.

That means that every day, when I'm already in a foul mood due to the fact that I'm not a morning person, I have to listen to the stupidest people on the planet talk endlessly about meaningless subjects.

It's a little bit like Thanksgiving.

What I find hysterical is that to be on the radio in the morning, you have to go to bed at a way more decent hour than the rest of us, yet most of what these people talk about is pop culture.

So, they're talking about shows that they don't actually watch and movies they've never seen.

The other day one of the shows had one of the stars from "The Hangover" on it. At which point, one of the DJ's remarked--

"I have to go see that."

Broseph, you're a commentator on pop culture, and you haven't seen one of the biggest movies of the summer?

He might as well have had Larry Hagman on to ask who shot JR.

Wouldn't it make more sense to adjust the times these people are on the air so they can lead normal lives and then talk about them?

Most people are surprised to learn that I was actually a huge Howard Stern fan before he switched to Sirius (no way am I paying to listen to an all Neil Diamond channel).

I liked that he actually knew what the hell he was talking about, even if he was mostly talking about fake breasts.

At least he was interesting to listen to. Most of these people make me want to drive my car off the road or into a telephone pole.

Here's an idea: Why don't they just play music?

Would anybody actually complain if these people didn't get to talk?

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