Here's an idea:
To prevent Sarah Palin from making any money on "The Satanic Verses"--I mean, "Going Rogue"--her memoir, I have a plan.
When O.J. Simpson was going to put out that self-produced video where he confessed to murder (this was before the book where he confessed to murder) radio stations actually offered to buy the tape and let you come down to the station to watch it as long as you agreed not to purchase it in order to prevent Simpson from receiving any profits from it.
I like this idea.
So here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to buy a copy of Sarah Palin's book. I suggest one person in every state agree to do the same.
Then, like a library (you know I love those), we'll pass the book around to anymore who's dumb enough--I mean, curious enough--to want to read it.
That way, she only sells fifty copies, which is still fifty more than she deserves to sell, but hey--life is full of compromises.
So, do I hear forty-nine other takers?
To prevent Sarah Palin from making any money on "The Satanic Verses"--I mean, "Going Rogue"--her memoir, I have a plan.
When O.J. Simpson was going to put out that self-produced video where he confessed to murder (this was before the book where he confessed to murder) radio stations actually offered to buy the tape and let you come down to the station to watch it as long as you agreed not to purchase it in order to prevent Simpson from receiving any profits from it.
I like this idea.
So here's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to buy a copy of Sarah Palin's book. I suggest one person in every state agree to do the same.
Then, like a library (you know I love those), we'll pass the book around to anymore who's dumb enough--I mean, curious enough--to want to read it.
That way, she only sells fifty copies, which is still fifty more than she deserves to sell, but hey--life is full of compromises.
So, do I hear forty-nine other takers?
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