The Blizzard Plan

When a blizzard strikes, you plan on doing the following things:

1) Catching up on movies you should watch.
2) Reading books you should read.
3) Cleaning.
4) More cleaning.
5) Shopping for groceries ahead of time.
6) Making a meal with the groceries you've bought.
7) Shoveling as soon as the snow stops.

Instead--

You watch "Steel Magnolias" and "Bring It On" two times each, and half of "Moonstruck," which makes you want to watch all of "Moonstruck," so you do, and then you watch "Bring it On" again.

You go to every website you've ever been to ever to prevent yourself from having to look at your untouched copy of some National Book Award winner.

You look at dirty dishes.
You look at dirty dishes.
You look at dirty dishes.

You look at more dirty dishes.

You go to the market two hours before the snow hits, and nearly shove an older woman out of the way when she blocks the beef stew shelf.

You put the beef stew in the cupboard then eat a bag of pretzels, a pint of Ben and Jerry's, and half a bag of sugar.

You look outside and decide you'll shovel tomorrow.

After all, what else have you got to do tomorrow?