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The Mary Stuart Trailer

Nothing sells you on a movie like a good trailer.

So, here's my attempt at a trailer for Mary Stuart to convince those of you that "may" want to audition to just come out and audition.

Before you start reading, hear that voice from the trailers in your heard--You know, the "In a world..." guy.

Okay, here it goes.

"In a world--"

Just kidding.

Let's try that again.

PAULET: Everything turns to weapons in her hands.

This Spring

HANNAH: Is this any way to treat a queen?

The Laws of Nations have been denied.

HANNAH: You say this is sanctuary?
BURLEIGH: Talk not of power. It lies not with a prisoner.

Power has been corrupted.

TALBOT: You cannot bend and sway to public opinion.
ELIZABETH: What I hear is that you are an advocate for England’s enemy.

By the men behind the woman.

BURLEIGH: The Queen has issued a silent mandate.
PAULET: I believe it is you who best speaks without words, Lord Burleigh.

And two daughters of royalty--

MARY: I wish to meet my sister.
BURLEIGH: Absolutely not!

--Are about to clash for the crown.

ELIZABETH: You do not look humble to me.
MARY: Why should I humble myself before a bastard?

Murder

ELIZABETH: I pray that I wake to hear you say she is dead.
MORTIMER: As you wish, my lady.

Secrets

BURLEIGH: I found the letter you wrote to Mary Stuart.
LEICESTER: That is no proof.
BURLEIGH: The proof drips off you like sin.

Family

PAULET: I wish I had never brought you into this court.
MORTIMER: But now I am here, uncle, and I must learn to play with snakes.

Betrayal

ELIZABETH: How can a woman be strong when she is surrounded by men?
LEICESTER: My lady--
ELIZABETH: And men are made of LIES!

Blood

MARGARET: May he burn for what he has done to her!

And before it's over--

ELIZABETH: You have saved my life.
TALBOT: Pity I could not save your soul.

--History will be decided.

MARY: The ghosts are here to drag me down to hell with them.

MARY STUART

DAVISON: What have you done, my queen?

March 2010

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