A Funny Grandma Story

This is just a little story about my grandmother that I found humorous.

My grandmother had three kids, the youngest being my aunt, and my aunt was an absolutely nightmare of a child.

When my aunt grew up, she had a daughter--my cousin--who was pretty much the exact same way.

A few weeks ago, my grandmother was having dinner at my aunt's house and overheard an argument between my aunt and my cousin.

Upon hearing my cousin talk back to my aunt, my grandmother couldn't help but laugh at how similar my aunt and her daughter were.

My aunt turned to my grandmother and said--

"You're enjoying this, aren't you?"

To which my grandmother replied--

"No, sweetheart, I'm just listening. For me to enjoy it, I'd need popcorn."

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