Now that Terrence McNally's Corpus Christi has been banned in Texas, I have decided to move there and directing theater full-time.
Here are the ten shows I plan on producing first:
10) Jesus Loves Chachi
9) Everything You Wanted to Know About Sodomy But Were Afraid to Ask
8) God is Dead: A Musical Comedy
7) An Evening with Richard Dawkins
6) Eighteen Naked Gay Men Playing Ping Pong
5) The First Three Episodes of "Dallas" Performed as an Erotic Marionette Show
4) St. Peter Likes His Pig Too Much
3) Do They Know It's Easter in Iran?
2) Texas, or How a Bunch of White Guys Stole Land from the Mexicans and Then Slaughtered Everybody in Sight Until People Stopped Wanting It Back
And the number one show I want to produce in Texas--
1) Kiss of the Spider Woman
Hey, I have to do one mainstream show for the kids, don't I?
Here are the ten shows I plan on producing first:
10) Jesus Loves Chachi
9) Everything You Wanted to Know About Sodomy But Were Afraid to Ask
8) God is Dead: A Musical Comedy
7) An Evening with Richard Dawkins
6) Eighteen Naked Gay Men Playing Ping Pong
5) The First Three Episodes of "Dallas" Performed as an Erotic Marionette Show
4) St. Peter Likes His Pig Too Much
3) Do They Know It's Easter in Iran?
2) Texas, or How a Bunch of White Guys Stole Land from the Mexicans and Then Slaughtered Everybody in Sight Until People Stopped Wanting It Back
And the number one show I want to produce in Texas--
1) Kiss of the Spider Woman
Hey, I have to do one mainstream show for the kids, don't I?
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