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Fall Fashion in February

GQ is already posting what they think will be the looks for this Fall.

With all the fashion shows abounding, I had a hard time picking which show to begin with, and then the funny name decided it for me:

Rag and Bone.

Who could turn that down?

Here's what you need to know about the R&G collection:

- Lots of plaid
- Bowler hats
- Many homages to Johnny Depp in Benny and Joon

So basically, if you want to look like you're going to a Halloween party as Johnny Depp in Braveheart, this collection is for you.

Meanwhile, the folks over at Nautica had a bunch of guys standing on a fake pier wearing large coats with their hands in their pockets trying not to look stupid...and failing miserably.

(It's a Fall collection and half of them are wearing white. Did we throw out the "no white after Labor Day" rule when I was organizing my ugly cardigan drawer?)

Perry Ellis apparently thinks it's going to be one cold Fall, since most of the models were bundled up in big coats and the same pair of gray pants that I imagined them passing off to the next guy backstage like some sort of high fashion relay race.

I felt bad for the models. You primp and prep yourself to look your best, and then you get shoved in winter wear. Luckily, they all got to come out at the end in white Long John's, at which point it became very clear that Perry Ellis does not have any underwear in his Fall line.

The Riviera Club is looking to give you some good, healthy sock action this fall. Do you miss that "pull your pants up to your neck" look that was so popular, um, well, never? Well, you're in luck! It's back. And so is looking like you're about to give people a tour of your haunted botany museum.

Over at Robert Geller, it is all about making bitches work those scarves. If you're not prepared to walk down the runway like you just fired your nanny, flirted with your tennis coach, and got a pedicure all in one day, then you better board the next bus back to Ohio and model for Target.

Model of the Week? Purple hair guy who's all--I dare you to say something about my hair. I...dare...you.

Finally, we come to Tommy Hilfiger. As far as I can tell the idea is, get a suit jacket, put it on a homeless person, and call it a day.

There were also certain celebratory flavors. There was a little Kanye, a little Andy Warhol, and a little Paula Poundstone.

I guess the 90's really are making a comeback.

Good thing I never threw out those Kris Kross pants.

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