I think there should be a game show, like "The Price is Right" where couples who have broken up go before a group of contestants, and the contestants get to guess how long they were together based on information given to them.
I'd also have Dustin Diamond host--just 'cause.
For example:
"This is Don and Carla. They met in Reno while one of them was drunk and the other was on pain-killers. Carla works as a receptionist for a fortuneteller and Don is a self-employed taxidermist. How long were they together?"
CONTESTANT #1: Dustin, I'm going to say they were together for three weeks.
CONTESTANT #2: Dustin, I'm going to say two and a half weeks.
CONTESTANT #3: Dustin, I'm going to say she gave him hepatitis that night and two days later she skipped town and that was the last he heard of her.
CONTESTANT #4: I'm going to say...zero.
Call me crazy, but this sounds like a hit to me.
I'd also have Dustin Diamond host--just 'cause.
For example:
"This is Don and Carla. They met in Reno while one of them was drunk and the other was on pain-killers. Carla works as a receptionist for a fortuneteller and Don is a self-employed taxidermist. How long were they together?"
CONTESTANT #1: Dustin, I'm going to say they were together for three weeks.
CONTESTANT #2: Dustin, I'm going to say two and a half weeks.
CONTESTANT #3: Dustin, I'm going to say she gave him hepatitis that night and two days later she skipped town and that was the last he heard of her.
CONTESTANT #4: I'm going to say...zero.
Call me crazy, but this sounds like a hit to me.
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