From Social Corp, the people determined to give you the life you never knew you wanted, comes a new way to make sure your relationship gets those last few raspy breaths before it dies completely.
Introducing--"Not the End of the Road!"
The newest innovation in relationship extension is a mix of nostalgia, sentiment, and good old-fashioned R&B.
It's simple:
As soon as your significant other sits you down for the break-up talk, call Social Corp and order the "Not the End of the Road" package.
We'll immediately airlift and/or helivac the 90's singing group Boyz II Men directly to your door.
As soon as the love of your life hears those aching melodies, there's no way they'll be able to leave.
Listen to this satisfied customer:
"My girlfriend was going to leave me, so I used 'Not the End of the Road' and as soon as she heard 'On Bended Knee,' she realized that we should give it one more try. She broke up with me a week later, but at least I still got that extra week of nostalgia sex. Thanks NTEOTR!"
And from someone who had a change of heart:
"I broke up with my girlfriend at a Starbucks, but when I got to where I had parked, Boyz II Men was there singing 'I'll Make Love to You' which was the song we would play when we were washing our iguanas, and I realized that I probably wouldn't meet another girl who'd be into dating a guy who's into reenacting episodes of 'Diagnosis Murder' with his lizards. Thanks to 'Not the End of the Road,' I figured out that settling for someone I don't mind all that much is probably the best option for me. Plus, Boyz II Men slashed my tires, so I couldn't really go anywhere."
That's right, there's nothing we won't do to ensure that your relationship drags on for that last, painful, belabored, extra mile.
So call and request "Not the End of the Road" today, and we'll even have that creepy guy who talked out all the bridges to record your outgoing message. Here's a sample:
"Baby, Mike can't come to the phone right now. But he still loves you, baby. Baby, please leave him a message. Please."
Call now!
Introducing--"Not the End of the Road!"
The newest innovation in relationship extension is a mix of nostalgia, sentiment, and good old-fashioned R&B.
It's simple:
As soon as your significant other sits you down for the break-up talk, call Social Corp and order the "Not the End of the Road" package.
We'll immediately airlift and/or helivac the 90's singing group Boyz II Men directly to your door.
As soon as the love of your life hears those aching melodies, there's no way they'll be able to leave.
Listen to this satisfied customer:
"My girlfriend was going to leave me, so I used 'Not the End of the Road' and as soon as she heard 'On Bended Knee,' she realized that we should give it one more try. She broke up with me a week later, but at least I still got that extra week of nostalgia sex. Thanks NTEOTR!"
And from someone who had a change of heart:
"I broke up with my girlfriend at a Starbucks, but when I got to where I had parked, Boyz II Men was there singing 'I'll Make Love to You' which was the song we would play when we were washing our iguanas, and I realized that I probably wouldn't meet another girl who'd be into dating a guy who's into reenacting episodes of 'Diagnosis Murder' with his lizards. Thanks to 'Not the End of the Road,' I figured out that settling for someone I don't mind all that much is probably the best option for me. Plus, Boyz II Men slashed my tires, so I couldn't really go anywhere."
That's right, there's nothing we won't do to ensure that your relationship drags on for that last, painful, belabored, extra mile.
So call and request "Not the End of the Road" today, and we'll even have that creepy guy who talked out all the bridges to record your outgoing message. Here's a sample:
"Baby, Mike can't come to the phone right now. But he still loves you, baby. Baby, please leave him a message. Please."
Call now!
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