Here's my question:
Why don't they ever do exorcisms during house parties?
I mean, wouldn't that be the most logical way to do it?
Every time somebody investigates a haunted house or tries to expel a demon, it's always two lone guys with cameras, or a priest and another priest, or a ragtag group of kids trying to save the world.
If you're grappling with demonic, otherworldly forces--why wouldn't you have as many people there as possible?
Is it because you'd scare the demons away? And if so, wouldn't that be a good thing? And why would you scare them away? Why would a demon be more scared of fifty people than five? It's a demon. It's from Hell. I don't think safety in numbers applies.
All the same--if you had a ton of people there, then you would have proof that something fucked up really was happening. I mean, you can deny the word of a couple of people, but twenty or thirty?
Now, that's proof.
Really, I'm just curious about what would happen if you threw an all-out frat-esque party at an alleged "haunted" house. If these ghosts are pissed because a single mom with two kids moved in, imagine what they should (logically) do if people are blasting Paramour in the living room and guys are doing kegstands in the basement where the Satanic rituals were performed.
Who knows? Maybe that could become a new trend.
Haunted House Parties.
First person to expel Lucifer from the body of a six-year-old gets a copy of The Conjuring on DVD.
There are eight million cable channels and nobody's thought of this yet?
Who can I pitch this to?
Granted, it could result in the possession of an entire house full of people who would then be let loose onto the world thereby setting off Armageddon where the dead will walk the Earth...
...Or nothing at all could happen.
Come on--you know you're intrigued.
Why don't they ever do exorcisms during house parties?
I mean, wouldn't that be the most logical way to do it?
Every time somebody investigates a haunted house or tries to expel a demon, it's always two lone guys with cameras, or a priest and another priest, or a ragtag group of kids trying to save the world.
If you're grappling with demonic, otherworldly forces--why wouldn't you have as many people there as possible?
Is it because you'd scare the demons away? And if so, wouldn't that be a good thing? And why would you scare them away? Why would a demon be more scared of fifty people than five? It's a demon. It's from Hell. I don't think safety in numbers applies.
All the same--if you had a ton of people there, then you would have proof that something fucked up really was happening. I mean, you can deny the word of a couple of people, but twenty or thirty?
Now, that's proof.
Really, I'm just curious about what would happen if you threw an all-out frat-esque party at an alleged "haunted" house. If these ghosts are pissed because a single mom with two kids moved in, imagine what they should (logically) do if people are blasting Paramour in the living room and guys are doing kegstands in the basement where the Satanic rituals were performed.
Who knows? Maybe that could become a new trend.
Haunted House Parties.
First person to expel Lucifer from the body of a six-year-old gets a copy of The Conjuring on DVD.
There are eight million cable channels and nobody's thought of this yet?
Who can I pitch this to?
Granted, it could result in the possession of an entire house full of people who would then be let loose onto the world thereby setting off Armageddon where the dead will walk the Earth...
...Or nothing at all could happen.
Come on--you know you're intrigued.
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