If it weren’t for Facebook, I would never remember
birthdays. I am horrible at
remembering birthdays.
Admittedly—and I’m not proud of this—I couldn’t tell you my Mom’s
birthday off the top of my head, or my Dad’s. I can remember my brother’s birthday, but only because his
is three days away from mine, but I can’t remember the birthdays of my other
two siblings. I can usually get
within a week of the right date, but I’m never right on the money. So it’s safe to say that without
Facebook, I would never know when anybody was having a birthday. Facebook has made it impossible to say
that you didn’t know it was somebody’s birthday. The down side of this is that if you really don’t like
somebody, you still have to wish them a happy birthday, or things could get
awkward. I have a running tally in
my head of all the people who haven’t wished me a happy birthday on Facebook
over the last few years. Facebook
is now the official way to wish someone a happy birthday like it or not, and I’m
pretty good about it, because I believe that everybody deserves to have a nice
birthday, but if my computer breaks—all bets are off.
So today was a rough day for everybody who isn't a @#$%-ing #$%hole. Let's just start there. If that upsets you, by all means, go straight to hell. This entire rant is going to be exactly what it sounds like. I am mad and I am going to exercise my right to BLOG ABOUT IT LIKE IT'S 1995, SO BUCKLE UP, BUTTERCUP. I really don't even know where to start, so let's just jump right in with the first person who comes to mind. Bloomberg, go to hell. You really didn't have anything specific to do with today, but you can just go to hell for spending an ungodly amount of money on literally nothing. I mean, you could have lit millions of dollars on fire and at least warmed the hands of the homeless, but instead, you made tv stations across the country that are already owned by Conservatives rich, so kudos to you and go to hell. Amy Klobuchar, I STUCK UP FOR YOU AMY. I got into FIGHTS on SOCIAL MEDIA while DEFENDING your sorry, self-interested ass. You know ...
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