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Just End the Damn Thing Already

I was reading an article
In Entertainment Weekly
Or, the Bible, as I refer to it
The Weekly Bible of Entertainment—

(Less Offensive?  Maybe?)

—And they were talking about how
Nobody wants to end tv shows anymore
On a final note
Because they might have to be rebooted later on
And they need to leave the door
Open for that

And reading that
Made me want to find a lava pit
And cast myself into it
The way I keep hoping
Britt Robertson (sp? Never mind.  Don’t care.) will

In addition to everything else
We’re losing in the world

We’re now losing ENDINGS?

Like, we can’t endings anymore, folks
The world won’t allow it

I swear to god
If I ever get to be involved with a tv show
I am ending the series
With everyone on the show
Riding a bus
That goes right into a canyon

And that will kill me
Because I will probably love all those characters
Most of whom will be teenagers
Because I refuse to write any tv show
That isn’t an obvious homage to Dawson’s Creek
But I will kill them for the greater good
So that nobody else can come along twenty years later
And reboot that shit

Although, knowing my luck
Someone will be like—

Just kidding!  It was all a dream
The bus didn’t go into the canyon
One of the characters just fell asleep on the bus
And now everything’s fine

And I’ll have to go to the set
And make a scene
And they’ll have me escorted off the lot
And just as they’re kicking me into the street
They’ll tell me to stop sending Britt Robertson (again sp?) hate mail
And I’ll be like ‘Screw you!’
Because I’ll never stop sending her hate mail

I
Will
Never
Stop

But really, everybody
Endings?

We can’t even have endings anymore?
So this is all just going to go on forever?


Why does that scare the hell out of me?

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