Just End the Damn Thing Already

I was reading an article

In Entertainment Weekly

Or, the Bible, as I refer to it

The Weekly Bible of Entertainment—

(Less Offensive?  Maybe?)

—And they were talking about how

Nobody wants to end tv shows anymore

On a final note

Because they might have to be rebooted later on

And they need to leave the door

Open for that

And reading that

Made me want to find a lava pit

And cast myself into it

The way I keep hoping

Britt Robertson (sp? Never mind.  Don’t care.) will

In addition to everything else

We’re losing in the world

We’re now losing ENDINGS?

Like, we can’t endings anymore, folks

The world won’t allow it

I swear to god

If I ever get to be involved with a tv show

I am ending the series

With everyone on the show

Riding a bus

That goes right into a canyon

And that will kill me

Because I will probably love all those characters

Most of whom will be teenagers

Because I refuse to write any tv show

That isn’t an obvious homage to Dawson’s Creek

But I will kill them for the greater good

So that nobody else can come along twenty years later

And reboot that shit

Although, knowing my luck

Someone will be like—

Just kidding!  It was all a dream

The bus didn’t go into the canyon

One of the characters just fell asleep on the bus

And now everything’s fine

And I’ll have to go to the set

And make a scene

And they’ll have me escorted off the lot

And just as they’re kicking me into the street

They’ll tell me to stop sending Britt Robertson (again sp?) hate mail

And I’ll be like ‘Screw you!’

Because I’ll never stop sending her hate mail

I

Will

Never

Stop

But really, everybody

Endings?

We can’t even have endings anymore?

So this is all just going to go on forever?

Why does that scare the hell out of me?