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Political Capital

We need to talk about something
That might happen

And, if it does happen,
What we’re going to do about it

So there is a possibility
That sometime
In the next four years
Or before he’s impeached
The President
Might
Do something
Good

And I mean, really good
Like, for lots of people
Including or especially for
The people who didn’t vote for him

Maybe it’ll be economically driven
Maybe it’ll be more socially progressive than we’re expecting
Maybe he’ll just give us all free tickets to a Broadway show

Who knows?

The point is
When he does it
When he puts forward that idea
And sends it to Congress
We have to ask our politicians
To kill it

We have to kill the thing
That we’re probably going to like

Why?

Because we can’t give him any political capital

We just can’t

It would be nice to think
We’re living in a country
Where people can understand bipartisanship
And how it works
And give credit to both parties
When they unite to make good things happen
But the fact is
We are not living in that country

Bad stuff gets blamed on the President
And good stuff gets credited to the President

That’s why the GOP blocked President Obama
At every turn
Because they knew that when people didn’t get help or advancement
They would blame him

And it worked

So now we have to do the same thing

And yes, it’s going to create a vicious cycle
I’m not sure we’ll ever get out of
But that’s the game
That’s how it works now
Or until we can put a moderate
From either side
In the White House
That doesn’t make us fear
For our very existence

He’s going to offer to take us to Disney World
And we have to say ‘No thanks’
Because it’s really nothing more
Than a bribe

Remember that


And stay safe out there

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