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The Following Post is from Someone Who Knows Absolutely Nothing About the Stock Market

Last October, I decided I needed to start acting like an adult.

Because I have no interest in getting up early, eating well, or meditating, that meant I had to find some other way of impressing people my age.

So I decided on the stock market.

Now, I know absolutely nothing about the stock market, and I have no time to learn anything about it, because my Netflix queue is soooo long you guys, and when you add it to my Amazon watchlist, it doesn't look like I'm ever going to be productive again.

Luckily for me, we live in 2017, where you can download an app if you want to learn about the stock market or just want to be like "Hey, here's some money.  Go make me rich."

I opted for the latter.

Actually, I opted for three latters.

I downloaded three different apps that take my money right out of my bank account (in small increments, because baby steps) and invest for me.

They also offer to tell me how they're investing and why and blah blah blah, but honestly, who h…