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Bruce, Hillary, Top Chef, and Me

Random Notes:

- Every time I watch the clip of Bruce Springsteen at the Superbowl, I get choked up when he gets to the chorus of "Born to Run." I have no idea why, but I have a feeling it's the closest thing to patriotic I'm ever going to get.

- When asked about Hillary Duff playing Bonnie Parker in "The Story of Bonnie and Clyde," Faye Dunaway, the iconic Bonnie, said what everyone was thinking--"Couldn't they have gotten a real actress?" Hillary then had the GALL to respond with--"I don't think many of my fans who will be coming to see the movie remember who Faye Dunaway is anyway." Bitch, EVERYONE will be remembering Faye Dunaway LONG after you're gone.

- Top Chef bullshit of the week? Stefan picking the easier dish to copy and winning the elimination challenge. This was after Carla deduced something about her dish that wasn't even on the menu. She apparently lost because her little potato chips weren't crisp enough. Bullshit. Oh, and I'm so sure that the producers didn't know Stefan's been cleaning eels since he was three when they made it the Quickfire challenge. They are CLEARLY stacking the odds in his favor. On top of that, Jamie clearly didn't have the worst dish this week, and they still insist of keeping Leah and Hosea on--ugh.

- I went to Live Bait last night and had a great time as always. If you haven't gone yet, what are you waiting for?

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