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Possible Plot of the Sex and the City Sequel

Based on the trailer, here's what I think the Sex and the City sequel is about:

- Carrie is doing exactly what she's done since the show started--looking into a closet filled with shoes and smiling.
- Charlotte has started a cupcake making business
- Miranda is smart
- Samantha likes guys

And they're in the desert.

Then Carrie has to get work as a waitress.

Somebody gets married.

The girls become a pop group called "Cougarz."

Aiden comes back and marries Carrie (Hey, a boy can dream).

Charlotte adopts twelve more kids and gets a show on TLC.

Miranda becomes a lesbian (Hey, Cynthia Nixon can dream).

Samantha sleeps with the Pope.

Carrie writes a book that becomes a tv show that becomes a movie that gets a sequel about a woman writing a book that becomes a tv show that becomes a post-modern Rubik's cube.

Charlotte reveals that all these years she's been into bondage.

Miranda becomes a lesbian and then becomes boring.

Samantha finds out the Pope gave her Hepatitis.

Carrie leads the gays out of Manhattan by parting the Hudson River.

Hundreds of millions of dollars are made, and then given to James Cameron, so he can make Avatar 2: Another Movie That Didn't Need to Exist.

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