Details Magazine ran a feature entitled "The Best Clothes for a Night on the Town."
Rather than simply tell me what outfits to wear when I'm headed out for a burger and karaoke, Details decided to show these ensembles in their own environment--namely hipster get-togethers and 'True Blood' viewing parties.
They were practically begging me for captions...
...So I obliged.
http://www.details.com/style-advice/perfect-wardrobe/201004/slim-cut-suits-for-24-hour-party-people#slide=1
(From Left to Right) Stan is feeling awkward in his Etro shirt and Och tie--should he have worn the Och shirt and Etro tie? Good thing "uncomfortable" is the new "sulty." Meanwhile, Megan is tripping hardcore while wearing a fabulous Open Ceremony dress. She's imaging that she's back in Bali on Spring Break waking up in a new motel courtyard every night. Uh oh, somebody forgot to tell Antonio that mesh shirts are a big no-no (even if they're Prada). Once he's done calling his Pomeranian over, he's going to have to leave. Larry's in the back getting really into the music, while Ziggy (aka Bruce) starts to mack it on the girl nobody knows, because she's a con artist looking to score a kidney before the night is done.
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(From Left to Right) Bruno looks over at Thad dressed in Tom Ford, and is instantly infuriated that he's not the biggest piece of Eurotrash at the party. Meanwhile, Von sips his ginger ale and keeps hoping somebody will notice how much weight he's lost since Christmas.
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(From Left to Right) Cristiana pulls off the Rich Girl Flip--tossing your hair back while looking completely disinterested in everything around you. Matt notices this, but he also knows she's no match for his Armani polka dots, his lite beer, and his Harry Connick Jr. haircut. Meanwhile, his buddy Joe ponders life.
http://www.details.com/style-advice/perfect-wardrobe/201004/slim-cut-suits-for-24-hour-party-people#slide=4
(From Left to Right) Eve doesn't need to have her eyes open to know that everyone's looking at her and wanting her sooo bad. Neil has decided to go barefoot, because he knows the only thing Skip loves more than his blue blazer is well-groomed feet. Meanwhile, Ricci is hoping Max notices his elbow delicately touching Max's knee. Sondra is looking at Ricci oblivious to the fact that he wants Max, and determined to have someone tell her she looks like a skinny Kate Hudson. In five minutes, they'll all go into a guest bedroom and participate in awkward group sex, except for Eve because they all think she's insufferable and that she cries too much.
http://www.details.com/style-advice/perfect-wardrobe/201004/slim-cut-suits-for-24-hour-party-people#slide=5
(From Left to Right) Rico hits on Stacey, while she pretends to be smashed so that he'll go away, not realizing it only leads him to believe that now is the time to strike.
http://www.details.com/style-advice/perfect-wardrobe/201004/slim-cut-suits-for-24-hour-party-people#slide=11
Bruno performs a reenactment of the time he fought his father for his stepmother's love.
Once again, fashion proves--it's not just about how stupid you are, it's about how much you overcompensate for it by wearing clothes sensible people would never buy.
Rather than simply tell me what outfits to wear when I'm headed out for a burger and karaoke, Details decided to show these ensembles in their own environment--namely hipster get-togethers and 'True Blood' viewing parties.
They were practically begging me for captions...
...So I obliged.
http://www.details.com/style-advice/perfect-wardrobe/201004/slim-cut-suits-for-24-hour-party-people#slide=1
(From Left to Right) Stan is feeling awkward in his Etro shirt and Och tie--should he have worn the Och shirt and Etro tie? Good thing "uncomfortable" is the new "sulty." Meanwhile, Megan is tripping hardcore while wearing a fabulous Open Ceremony dress. She's imaging that she's back in Bali on Spring Break waking up in a new motel courtyard every night. Uh oh, somebody forgot to tell Antonio that mesh shirts are a big no-no (even if they're Prada). Once he's done calling his Pomeranian over, he's going to have to leave. Larry's in the back getting really into the music, while Ziggy (aka Bruce) starts to mack it on the girl nobody knows, because she's a con artist looking to score a kidney before the night is done.
http://www.details.com/style-advice/perfect-wardrobe/201004/slim-cut-suits-for-24-hour-party-people#slide=2
(From Left to Right) Bruno looks over at Thad dressed in Tom Ford, and is instantly infuriated that he's not the biggest piece of Eurotrash at the party. Meanwhile, Von sips his ginger ale and keeps hoping somebody will notice how much weight he's lost since Christmas.
http://www.details.com/style-advice/perfect-wardrobe/201004/slim-cut-suits-for-24-hour-party-people#slide=3
(From Left to Right) Cristiana pulls off the Rich Girl Flip--tossing your hair back while looking completely disinterested in everything around you. Matt notices this, but he also knows she's no match for his Armani polka dots, his lite beer, and his Harry Connick Jr. haircut. Meanwhile, his buddy Joe ponders life.
http://www.details.com/style-advice/perfect-wardrobe/201004/slim-cut-suits-for-24-hour-party-people#slide=4
(From Left to Right) Eve doesn't need to have her eyes open to know that everyone's looking at her and wanting her sooo bad. Neil has decided to go barefoot, because he knows the only thing Skip loves more than his blue blazer is well-groomed feet. Meanwhile, Ricci is hoping Max notices his elbow delicately touching Max's knee. Sondra is looking at Ricci oblivious to the fact that he wants Max, and determined to have someone tell her she looks like a skinny Kate Hudson. In five minutes, they'll all go into a guest bedroom and participate in awkward group sex, except for Eve because they all think she's insufferable and that she cries too much.
http://www.details.com/style-advice/perfect-wardrobe/201004/slim-cut-suits-for-24-hour-party-people#slide=5
(From Left to Right) Rico hits on Stacey, while she pretends to be smashed so that he'll go away, not realizing it only leads him to believe that now is the time to strike.
http://www.details.com/style-advice/perfect-wardrobe/201004/slim-cut-suits-for-24-hour-party-people#slide=11
Bruno performs a reenactment of the time he fought his father for his stepmother's love.
Once again, fashion proves--it's not just about how stupid you are, it's about how much you overcompensate for it by wearing clothes sensible people would never buy.
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