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Tell Me About Your First Time

Since I'm gearing up for a sex show, I thought we'd have another share-fest, although this time I'm expecting a lot more privates messages, but who knows? Maybe y'all will surprise me yet again :)

Tell me about your first time.

You don't have to be graphic. Words, images, thoughts, situations, etc.

I want to know your thoughts on sex. Does it make you uncomfortable? Are you all talk or no talk at all? And how does your first time affect your current beliefs on it?

To be fair--I'll divulge a little.

My first time was wayyy sooner than it should have been. There was no kissing involved, and now I'm obsessed with kissing. For years afterwards, I didn't want to do anything but kiss. Anything else made me feel dirty and guilty.

It happened outdoors in a tent, and MadTV was playing in the background.

Truth or Dare may or may not have been involved.

There was zero romance involved, and that may be why I'm also awful at being romantic.

Okay, your turn--and if you want to send some private thoughts, send 'em to--Kevin071984@yahoo.com

Don't worry--I only kiss and tell when it's me doing the kissing.

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