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The Retweeting of Barbara Walters

It’s been over a year since we last checked in with my best girlfriend Barbara Walters and her fascinating Twitter account, so I’ve decided to pop by and say hello.

As soon as I logged back onto Barbara’s twitter account, I could tell she’d been busy getting reacquainted with some gal pals of her own.

Met yesterday in Maryland with my old friend, great woman, Mrs. Anwar Sadat. It bought back so much history.

Babs shows no sign of retiring, but the workload does her get down just like any other girl.

Big mtg today with the team to talk about the Royal Wedding. Too much homework to do this weekend.

But she still enjoys her recreational time.

Going to the Ralph Lauren store for private shopping. Will spend too much money.

That is, when she’s not saving your life.

I will save your life. Watch my special tonight "A Matter of Life and Death" 10:00pm on ABC.

Yup, she’s still doing those specials. And her teasers for them can be downright enigmatic at times.

What do Letterman, Pres. Clinton, Robin Williams and I have in common? Watch my special Friday at 10pm on ABC.

Sometimes her life is to important for us mere mortals to understand. But don’t worry, she’ll break it down for you.

Am going to a dinner for the Pres.of Georgia.not our Georgia Serious stuff.


Even her to-do lists sound like beautiful haikus.

Just left GMA. On Bill O Reilly tonight. Sun. The real thing. Then I can sleep.

Her moods can turn on a dime.

My holiday special did great. Thank u for watching. Out holiday shopping bah humbug


She sure does have a lot of adventures.

Off to Wash. For the 'ennedy Center honors. Sitting on train behind Sting. Nice man


But at the end of the day, she’s still the same humble woman she always was--

Lunched with Prime Minister of Australia. The View is big there. Really big.

Oh Babs, you'll never change.

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