Monday, January 30, 2012

How Long Will This Be Going On?

I think there should be a game show, like "The Price is Right" where couples who have broken up go before a group of contestants, and the contestants get to guess how long they were together based on information given to them.

I'd also have Dustin Diamond host--just 'cause.

For example:

"This is Don and Carla. They met in Reno while one of them was drunk and the other was on pain-killers. Carla works as a receptionist for a fortuneteller and Don is a self-employed taxidermist. How long were they together?"

CONTESTANT #1: Dustin, I'm going to say they were together for three weeks.

CONTESTANT #2: Dustin, I'm going to say two and a half weeks.

CONTESTANT #3: Dustin, I'm going to say she gave him hepatitis that night and two days later she skipped town and that was the last he heard of her.

CONTESTANT #4: I'm going to say...zero.

Call me crazy, but this sounds like a hit to me.

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